Grandmother joke
There was this 60 year old grandmother who had a dream one night, she dreamt of a God and ...
God: You can still live for another 30 years before you die.
Grandma: Are you sure? Thx for telling me that.
She was too excited and she died. ( No la just joking, the story continues)
The next day, she decided to have an extreme surgery on her whole body as she thought that she could still live for another 30 years, why not. After the surgery, she looked like some sort of spice girl walking along the street and many guys were attracted by her. Out of a sudden, she was knocked down by a bus and her spirit left her instantly. Her spirit then flew to the god and asked...
Grandma: I thought u said i can live for another 30 years !?
God: OH! You mean that was you?
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